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    joke of the day

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. `What`s the matter, dear?` she whispers as she steps into the room, `Why are you down here at this time of night?` The husband looks up from his coffee, `I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?` he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. `Yes, I do` she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. `Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?` `Yes, I remember!` said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. `Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,`Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?` `I remember that too` she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... `I would have been released today.`

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    I dun't care who ya r... that right thar, thats funny!

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    thats funny

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    Im sure thats somone's actual life out there, glad its not me !

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    LMAO that is great!

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    lol awesome bro, friggin hilarious
    Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?..... Are you sure that it's plugged in?

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    very good

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    Classic.

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    new joke of the day

    A Greyhound Driver/ mother and her young son were riding on a Trailways bus. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, `If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big buses have baby buses?` The mother (who couldn`t think of an answer)though she would have some fun, told her son to ask the driver. So the boy went down the aisle and tapped the drivers shoulder. The boy said can I ask you a question? The driver nodded yes. `If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big buses have baby buses?` The busy driver smiled and said, `Did your mother tell you to ask me that?` The boy said, `Yes, she did.` "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby buses because Trailways always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you".

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